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You reeaally don’t need another basic newsletter telling you to “just be consistent.”

Our VIP list is for the woman who’s sick of diets that feel like punishment...

Being told to “just eat clean” by some out of touch influencer...

Or losing 3 lbs just to gain back 5 after one “f*ck it” weekend...

We’re not here to bore you. Or starve you. Or guilt you into pretending to like some wanky high protein dessert made from cottage cheese.

We’re here to make fat loss feel… dare we say… enjoyable?

It’s free. It’s helpful. It’s mildly amusing depending on what kind of mood we're in...

(And you can unsubscribe anytime if you realise you actually love restrictive dieting and feeling miserable. Or if you decide that you really hate me)

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Or don’t. Then we’ll both be sad.

But mostly you.

You reeaally don’t need another basic boring newsletter telling you to “just be consistent” or "try harder"

Our VIP list is for the woman who’s sick of 'diets' and even more than that...

Sick of things that feel like punishment...

Being told to “just eat clean” by some out of touch influencer...

Or losing 3 lbs just to gain back another 5 after one “f*ck it” weekend...

We’re not here to bore you.

Or starve you.

Or guilt you into pretending to like some wanky high protein dessert made from cottage cheese.

We’re here to make fat loss feel… dare we say… easy.

Maybe, even enjoyable?

And it'll be mildly amusing depending on what kind of mood we're in...

(Don't worry - we're not d*cks either... you can unsubscribe any time if you realise you actually love restrictive methods and feeling miserable. Or if you decide that you really do actually hate me)

Pop your email in below and let’s get to work.

Or don’t. Then we’ll both be sad.

But mostly you.